CRUNNELLA

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🥹😭😍 YOU GUYS, FARCASTER FAM IS OFFICIALLY GOAT! We made it to the goal! Cannelle will be able to have her surgery to get spayed. We’re so appreciative I don’t have more words right now! I want to give everyone a big hug and to everyone who contributed a big slobbery kiss from Cannelle and I’m sure Bert would be happy to share some kisses too. 😘😘 I will surely make another gushy post when I have more time to think about words. But really this was such a lovely surprise before going to sleep. I’m already having the sweetest of dreams 🥰 A special immediate thank you to KING BERT, @ane.eth @pugson @nathansonic whose super generous contributions got us to the goal very quickly. I LOVE YOU ALL. Goodnight! 🥰💜💜🥰💜💜

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yes thank you you’re welcome enjoy my beauty meow

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UPDATE: Cannelle moved back to her crate and adjusted herself to not lay on or disturb the cat! Ugh they are too cute for me to handle 🥹😭

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Cruella in her clingy mode. Usually the crate is supposed to be a dog’s safe space (if trained correctly) and they actually like going in their crate to rest and recover. Cannelle may have thought she’d be safe from the cat in her safe space, but it turns out Cannelle is not safe from the clingy kitty anywhere in the house. If you look at Cannelle’s expression, she’s clearly annoyed, but despite her annoyance she remains patient, and eventually decides to leave the crate while the cat remains in the crate sleeping. Maybe it’s Cruella’s strategy to takeover the dog’s crate for herself…

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GM! Laying in bed cuddling with my animals until 11am everyday is a life too luxurious. I am so grateful for this unstructured time with them, but I would be very grateful to have money too lol. I need a job. I didn’t invest in bitcoin in 2009. Someone needs to hire me. My brain needs to work or it will wither and die. I already feel my brain cells dying one by one. It yearns to be utilized! Dear universe, thank you for everything you provide me, and also please hear my pleas. Thanks universe, you a real g.

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So I have two Gen Z girls helping me with content to grow the crunnella empire. We get a lot of engagement on trad socials for the dumbest videos that I personally don’t find that funny but the crowd LOVES that type of content. I do feel bad that I might be contributing to brain rot, but at least we’re making people smile? Anyway, besides making my Gen Y self feel like a grandma, my Gen Z girls know all about the trends and whatnot. Hashtag blessed. Here’s a cute little video that one of the girls wanted to make of my animals party rocking. I would never have thought to make something like this but it is pretty cute. Hope it brightens your day! GM

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cyber bullies are still bullies

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I consulted a vet today aka ChatGPT and confirmed that Cannelle is going through a pseudopregnancy (false pregnancy). The symptoms of swollen teats, nesting behavior, clinginess, and lethargy show up 4-8 weeks post-estrus (after her heat). Since her heat ended at the end of March-ish, her false pregnancy is right on time. She usually sleeps in her crate (by choice) but recently she’s always on the bed with me. Normally her spot would be at the bottom of the bed, but she has inched her way closer to me to be as close to me as possible and now we are sharing a pillow… Usually I enforce boundaries, but I can’t say no to her! Too precious! I feel bad she’s not feeling great. She feels funny and needs extra comfort rn, but at least we’re getting her spayed asap so she won’t have to deal with all these hormonal sufferings anymore. That’s thanks to this community and the contributors of the crowdfund we held. Thank you again and of course we will keep you updated. 🙏

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getting a DC from @ted is one of the highest honors one could receive gosh i get excited when she simply likes one of my casts!

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I woke up like this

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Thanks for all the tippies frens! It will all go towards paying for things for these animals because that’s all what little money I have goes towards. Heck, I don’t need to eat! Animals need to eat first because if they don’t eat, they will eat me!! I got two rejection emails today for jobs I applied to, but at least all these rejection emails are making me rejection insensitive and I’ll be able to handle anything in my future. Lmao just kidding my rejection sensitive dysphoria doesn’t just let me get over it so easily. yay. Anyway, looks like I’ll be eating kibble until someone hires me 🥲 Sooo thanks for the tips and brightening my day 🥰 So far at least some 6 silly frens wanted to tip me and that’s makes a positive ratio of acceptance to rejection. Nice.

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Who wants to gift me a membership so I don’t have to choose between max the 2 cutest photos of the 100 photos I took and instead I’ll have the choice to use the top 4 cutest pics to spam my followers with meow

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I’m inside my head fretting over finding a job ASAP and Cruella is inside the shower dispelling myths that cats hate water. She lays right in the puddle after my shower. Every. Single. Time. Like she’ll sit outside the shower door until I’m finished showering like she’s waiting in line for her turn to go next. Cruella also doesn’t mind being outside in the rain. She also doesn’t have to worry about finding a job bc her job is to be cute 😭

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Looking for people up in here who work at @coinbase to get me an in with the hiring team or something something pretty please with sugar on top https://warpcast.com/crunnella/0x6be8c9a2 https://media.tenor.com/AaGBWg7YMZgAAAAC/hair-flip-alexis

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what if a crunnella was more than a crunnella? what if she was a coinbase employee? https://warpcast.com/crunnella/0x6be8c9a2

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Hi @coinbase I applied for a job today for role of *Unclaimed Property Specialist* And whatever that means I know I’ll be really good at it! Here are the 5 top reasons why you should hire me: 1. I like COINs. 2. I am BASEd. 3. I am kind of farcaster famous-ish 4. I really need a job. 5. You can trust me not to sell customer data! Ok all silliness aside, check out my application, CV, and cover letter that I submitted at approximately 9:16am ET. And to everyone else, please engage with this post to show your support - please and thank you I love you all. Can we convince coinbase to hire me? 🤗💜🙌😇

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when your comfort object is a dog’s paw bigger than your entire head

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cannelle is taking over

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An easy to follow guide for how to acquire new territories: Step 1 - test mother’s boundaries will she shout? yes = ABORT MISSION no = see step 2 Step 2 - relax and get cozy

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