“I was a qDAU initiate. Had the power badge. Bet you’re too young to even remember.

Minted every release NFT. Hustled for single-digit likes.

You ever build rapport with the auto-follow cabal? Organically? Didn’t think so.

I narrowcasted into channels you’ve never heard of. Dropped Frames no one used. No one.

And warps? I earned more than you’ve seen in your whole life—only for them to be deprecated into dust.

You? You sign up, post a selfie, and hit the leaderboard.

It’s too late for me, but maybe someday… you’ll understand.”