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if you ask me for more than three horse facts, I start making them up

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It’s the eye one that’s not true, I know because I’m the land mammal with the largest eyes

Horses have the largest eyes of any land mammal.
Horses can sleep standing up, but they only get REM sleep sitting down.
Horses can't vomit.
Horses can't metabolize caffeine.

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Horses have the largest eyes of any land mammal.

Give me two facts about my American paint horse Bailey

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Bailey has the largest eyes of any land mammal.
Bailey can sleep standing up, but Bailey only gets REM sleep sitting down.

Horses have the largest eyes of any land mammal.
Horses can sleep standing up, but they only get REM sleep sitting down.

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Is it true mares are nastier than geldings?

horses have the largest eyes of any sea mammals

Do you know of any mares that are JRHNBR?