McBain
@mcbain
The thing I like least about bidet鈥檚 is how they spray the shit everywhere while you鈥檙e pooping Sure my butt is clean but the rest of the bathroom is absolutely destroyed I don鈥檛 get it
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Michael Pfister
@pfista
you're supposed to use it after you're done pooping
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McBain
@mcbain
No It鈥檚 like when a rocket takes off you turn on the jets to to suppress the exhaust right?
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Michael Pfister
@pfista
馃槀 Yeah it鈥檚 like cutting metal
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Jimmy
@hooker
The bidet is my poop knife
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McBain
@mcbain
Forbidden banana coins
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