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If your tax person’s email signature is in comic sans are you going to jail
There is currently a dentist in Florida who has donated so much sperm that his lineage will be like Genghis Kahn.
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You’re supposed to aim it at your mouth and poop on the floor
Just grabbed take-out where their “extra hot” barely registered as spicy. I’m sure they're catering to the clientele, but I want to be able to order food at a spiciness level that causes me physical anguish. They need an "I expect this to give me caustic diarrhea" level of spiciness.
A great thing about becoming a parent is being able to indiscriminately judge other parents for their choices.
I hate everything that is happening to me