Jimmy

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If your tax person’s email signature is in comic sans are you going to jail

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There is currently a dentist in Florida who has donated so much sperm that his lineage will be like Genghis Kahn.

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Warpcast: If you always wished Twitter was unintelligible crypto posting

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A great thing about becoming a parent is being able to indiscriminately judge other parents for their choices.

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A fun thing about getting old is shaving the few remaining stragglers on your forehead where your hair has declared defeat.

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Berserk (1997) is so good. Astounding execution.

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The only way you can feel confidence solving hard problems is to solve lots of hard problems.

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Just grabbed take-out where their “extra hot” barely registered as spicy. I’m sure they're catering to the clientele, but I want to be able to order food at a spiciness level that causes me physical anguish. They need an "I expect this to give me caustic diarrhea" level of spiciness.

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I get extremely stressed out when I try new things but I’m also very obsessive and will keep going until I get good at it. This reliably happens for anything with any learning difficulty level, cooking, drawing, programming, work, etc. It effectively means I associate learning with a kind of panic feeling.

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A fun thing about getting old is shaving the few remaining stragglers on your forehead where your hair has declared defeat.

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Something strangely obvious and remarkable about how you can see the taste just shoot up in rich neighborhoods in the bay area when surfing Facebook Marketplace. SF = West Elm-ish, Marin = DWR, Corte Madera = Antiques.

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Three months ago: “You are an expert in X. Please articulate Y, reason step-by-step.” Now: “Google sheets first name from column be brief”

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