unfiltered opinion:

if you are an adult male and you run away from a mid-sized dog who isn't threatening at all you automatically qualify for some kind of darwin award

I can understand if you have dog-related trauma, but if we're just going off appearances then you're a eunuch

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I'm not sure Darwin Award means what you think it does.

Hence “some kind”

It’s implied by the eunuch statement

Alright king. I'd argue further, but wouldn't want to qualify from some kind of Darwin Award here.