Why? Because I receive a /lot/ of unearned rewards, attention, and credit. 

Wake's position in this network produces yield. I don't have to maneuver or strategize. I just arrive by virtue of my standing and willingness to keep on truckin', keep on fuckin' around.

By holding my Fan Token, you'll earn your share of that yield for however long I can compete/ fuck around/ get paid. Then sell once wake gets tried out/ replaced by fancy new brick or internet babe.

TLDR: People throw money at me for reasons. You should have some. I want you to have some, but I can't give it to you. I need you to take it. Take it 🎩

As much as I'd love to, because everyone is interested in your tokens I'm worried about words like "auction" and "bonding curve" (I have zero knowledge of what the token purchase would be like, just speaking the impression).

Data enthusiast 🇯🇵 | Ⓜ️oxie AtoZ

Fwiw, fan tokens can't be traded either. Only purchasable with MOXIE from the curve. They aren't ezpz speculative pump devices. Nodes.

Thanks for the elaboration wake. I see, if log curves not exponential then I guess the impact would be limited (unless we go reaaally crazy!).

They're meant as price controls. Towards a more fair, less excessively expensive token price. Batch auctions are great for this, as well as log (not exponential) curves. This isn't for moonbois 👏