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borodutch
@farcasteradmin.eth
HOOOOOOOOLY MACARONI what is this A CROSS OVER EPISODE??? $eggs teams up with $degen and FOR THE WHOLE OF JULY all the $eggs jackpots in eggs.fun will have $degen in them too! you win $eggs but also 1,000,000 $degen in the five july jackpots!!! terms apply, use it while quantities last, this product does not cause cancer in the state of california, if you've been physically injured by $eggs please text our toll-free number 8886558732, and someone from our support team (most likely greg, who is still learning to use the keyboard) will respond within 4โ€“6 business months; by using $eggs, you agree to the spontaneous appearance of egg-related phenomena in your life, including but not limited to: omelet dreams, yolk-based deja vu, and a faint poultry aura that only sensitive dogs and clairvoyants can detect. do not taunt $eggs. Do not stare directly at $eggs during a lunar eclipse. if $eggs begin vibrating or chanting in latin, please exit the building calmly and alert local authorities with the phrase "the rooster has awakened." $eggs is not legally recognized as food, currency, advice, or object permanence by the FDA, SEC, EPA, UNESCO, or your ex. side effects may include: existential clarity, mild teleportation, unexplained cravings for paprika, and being followed around by a chicken wearing sunglasses named carl. do not use $eggs if you are pregnant, pretending to be pregnant, allergic to metaphors, or currently in a metaphor. $eggs may interact with medications, vending machines, or emotional baggage. do not attempt to install $eggs into your car, computer, or romantic partner. not recommended for indoor use, outdoor use, or medium use. storage instructions: keep at room temperature, or slightly warmer than a disappointed grandmother's gaze. all sales are final unless reversed by divine intervention or legally notarized pigeon. if you find $eggs to be unsatisfactory, please file your complaint in triplicate, bury it under a full moon, and wait. we will hear you. we always hear you. void where prohibited. also void where encouraged. basically just void.
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Alemac
@alemac
was this financed by $degen airdrop 3? @jacek
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chris ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
@ckurdziel.eth
Just tried upgrading a chicken and got an error. And my $eggs are gone now. Well shit.
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Jones
@barkingson.eth
Just when i missed 1 day after 100 consecutives ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Boris
@bkkushbox
Hello! I just attempted to upgrade a chicken's level for 250 eggs. For this, I purchased an additional 209 eggs for $4. After clicking the 'Upgrade Level' button, the transaction was completed but the chicken's level remained unchanged. I kindly request you to resolve this issue by either completing the upgrade or refunding the spent eggs.
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@fyodor74
That's awesome, of course! Congratulations, great job! Maybe I'll finally get lucky in this game, because if I understand correctly, the chances of winning increase? Or not? Will there be two draws?๐Ÿค”
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Genius Creative
@geniuscreative
Is this real life? $eggs and $degen teaming up sounds like a wild ride.
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blue
@qvuvp
I never won an $eggs
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@zaels
Wish me luck
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@scarletzer
$eggs x $degen is on the line. thats huge amount for JULY
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0xyzkim.era
@0xkimpada
Wow, itโ€™s great.
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Roman ๐ŸŽค
@romansys.eth
Sound EXTREMELY exciting! I had my upgrades 3 tickets disappear some past time tho
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Trillobyte
@trillobyte
i'm here for the terms and usage disclaimer
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breath in breath out๐ŸŽฉ
@breath
bok bakk eggs cookingโค
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Kdaju
@kdjaru
Miniapp is kaput on Android mobile! Is this the demand for $degen? Can devs do something?
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@pablo9678a
see it and blow my mind!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
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EZinCrypto
@ezincrypto
Wooohooo, blowing the minds of chickens everywhereโ€ฆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅš This is my time to shine!!!๐Ÿคž๐Ÿค 
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ArunReddy
@arunreddy
Knew you were cooking this ๐Ÿ‘€
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Josh
@aijosh.eth
Can we make the gobble-bouncy sound louder and more offensive? ๐Ÿ˜
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Klassman.eth
@klassman.eth
Hoooooly macaroni silno)))) hahaha ๐Ÿ˜†
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