Hi @coinbase I applied for a job today for role of *Unclaimed Property Specialist* 

And whatever that means I know I’ll be really good at it! 

Here are the 5 top reasons why you should hire me: 

1. I like COINs.
2. I am BASEd. 
3. I am kind of farcaster famous-ish
4. I really need a job. 
5. You can trust me not to sell customer data!

Ok all silliness aside, check out my application, CV, and cover letter that I submitted at approximately 9:16am ET. 

And to everyone else, please engage with this post to show your support - please and thank you I love you all. 

Can we convince coinbase to hire me? 

🤗💜🙌😇

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

I have only ever gotten auto replies back from them.

I hope you have better luck than I do.

DepressiveHacks is an investor, contributor, consultant, and writer in the web3 space, operating under the umbrella of DHR&D and depressivehacks.com.

Can’t hurt trying to leverage the magic social media 😄