Hi @coinbase I applied for a job today for role of *Unclaimed Property Specialist* 

And whatever that means I know I’ll be really good at it! 

Here are the 5 top reasons why you should hire me: 

1. I like COINs.
2. I am BASEd. 
3. I am kind of farcaster famous-ish
4. I really need a job. 
5. You can trust me not to sell customer data!

Ok all silliness aside, check out my application, CV, and cover letter that I submitted at approximately 9:16am ET. 

And to everyone else, please engage with this post to show your support - please and thank you I love you all. 

Can we convince coinbase to hire me? 

🤗💜🙌😇

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

aw thank you! Wish you were the hiring manager!!!

I think any place would be lucky to have you!

DepressiveHacks is an investor, contributor, consultant, and writer in the web3 space, operating under the umbrella of DHR&D and depressivehacks.com.

Can’t hurt trying to leverage the magic social media 😄

I have only ever gotten auto replies back from them.

I hope you have better luck than I do.

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thanks! well i’m starting to have zero expectations and just hope to be pleasantly surprised, so not counting on it, but worth trying! but if i did get it or any other job I’ve applied to, it’d be the blessing i’ve been waiting for 😌

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Yes please see this coinbase except they are also hiring for a social media manager so we could be shouting into the void 🥲

👋 Hey, I’m Aravind! 🚀 Mechanical Product development engineer by work. passionate for Web3 and blockchain world. Hip hop and country Music lover..

thanks! your honesty is appreciated! 😄😁

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thanks! I need all the support I can get 🤗

i’m applying to everything everywhere. companies should be fighting over me!

Let me know if you get a reply
Maybe its time for me to start applying too