LGBTQ+

I matched with a woman on hinge who has not just one but TWO borzois and I kinda lost my cool when she informed me of the existence of said two borzois have I ruined my chances 🥲

like look at these dogs tho

✅ long snout primed for booping
✅ majestic but derp-capable
✅ speaks in riddles

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ah no no dw

you will simply win her over w your passionate soft spot for her beloved dogs

or maybe it’ll make her crave your attention. no matter — we skew towards the good outcomes

as in I focused solely on the dogs at first and not her and then tried to save myself by sliding in a compliment for her at the end lmao

….but maybe elaborate on “*kinda* lost my cool”