Today someone asked me if I was a cryptographer which means I’ve officially peaked as a technical marketer

why does everyone in tech smoke cigarettes??

don’t leave me like this Claude

You know what I DON’T wanna to do when I’m travelling across the world for a conference with events all day and raves all night is wake up the next morning at the crack of dawn and go to your fucking morning RUN 🏃‍♂️or throw some punches at your BOXING 🥊 club or other gnarly sweat 💦 gruelling activity when I’m alrea... Show more

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if I had to describe today in one image:

all these 2000s artists doing this comeback album playbook feels really grifty to me, like why are we pretending Nicole Sherzinger wants to be with the pussycat dolls again?? This diva does not need glorified back up dancers to perform but I really feel people like her are just here to collect their nostalgia bag from ... Show more

there’s so much girl stuff I’m behind on I’ve never used lip tints, wore strapless bras, contoured my face, any kind of spray/liquid tan, body oil, laminated eyebrows, lash extensions or lifts, never learned eyeliner on my lids, or how to do a blowout, got a facial, I could go on there is endless shit for looking cu... Show more

I also think it is extremely cheugy (yes cheugy - an outdated term to describe my distaste) for a luma form to REQUIRE me to follow either your company’s twitter (i probably already do if I like or know your product) but worst of all is some random guy organizing the event to farm followers

I am really feeling this mercury retrograde in Pisces, as a Pisces only 1 week to go

when the ethcc luma event form asks in a required field who invited you and you say yourself

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why is it illegal to own a double bed frame in europe? even a 6k weekly rental is rocking two single frames under a double mattress