Me? I don’t ask for much. I just want the vintage ref. 3029 Cartier Baignoire with diamonds in gold but instead of gold in silver or platinum which doesn’t exist irl and no, the chain design on the regular baignoire in silver is too chunky, the braided cable on the gold is perfection

trump and the White House twitter intern is accelerating rejection of memetic edgelord persona as a marketing strategy

does anyone ever get a dm from someone on IG you haven’t talked to in a while and you’re vibing and then you realize you thought they were someone else that you knew and now you can’t remember who the person is but you know you met them at some point in your life because they’re talking about experiences y’all had toge... Show more

old money wannabes will put on a fit and fly to Monaco for a day to larp as cultured wealthy woman at the Rolex Monte Carlo Masters where you can get tickets for as low as $40 and then never talk about tennis for the rest of the year instead of going to coachella bc they’re not like other girls

i hate adobe with the power of a 1000 suns

I am influencing men to buy silk pillowcases for their s/o’s tbh I should have referral codes at this point I love them so much I travel with a set because otherwise my hair gets a bunch of knots from the regular ones at hotels. It makes such a difference I brush my hair for half the time I typically need to.

I am recognizable to the point where people will see me on the streetcar from the sidewalk and text me “hey I saw you earlier” but also not so recognizable that I also get messages like “hey I saw you at union today” but I wasn’t there, wasn’t even in the same city, or country that day

everyone wants to talk about 5meow and ayahuasca but I never get to hear stories about people who take peyote 😢

In Japan I noticed their commitment to wearing uniform in various professions which I found very photographic. This might be ignorant but it almost seemed like there is a sense or honour to wearing uniform that has been lost in the west. Maybe it’s just the monoculture. I have noticed the French are also quite serious... Show more

food is subjective, it’s hard to trust recommendations when you’re traveling, like why would you eat Chinese food in the south of France??

I stg every video of Monaco is either the casino, the car museum, the cafe connected to Chloe or that one bench that looks at the water and that’s it

Today someone asked me if I was a cryptographer which means I’ve officially peaked as a technical marketer

why does everyone in tech smoke cigarettes??