WHO is asking for a 5-button fly instead of zipper? do you not go to the bathroom ever?

I need help

there is something about millennial woman who want to go to a cafe alone and eat ceaser salad, like they want to find somewhere that has the BEST ceaser salad and I just can’t relate

I wish TikTok had a text based app

dealing with crypto taxes is enough motivation to leave whatever layer of hell this is

I had a dream last night I met a breeder who makes 1/1 huskies with excellent temperament and rare coat colours

Suno has the range to generate both corporate sad commercial slop and beats that actually sounds like it’s part of Defected Radio

Two days ago I had a phone call with an astrologer I’ve been following for a good year or so that I can’t stop thinking about. She could see SPECIFIC things about my personal life you *cannot* find online. She pointed out transits that lined up with huge changes in my life. We talked about my general chart, some chal... Show more

nano banana likes to generate either RLY far or RLY close

Me? I don’t ask for much. I just want the vintage ref. 3029 Cartier Baignoire with diamonds in gold but instead of gold in silver or platinum which doesn’t exist irl and no, the chain design on the regular baignoire in silver is too chunky, the braided cable on the gold is perfection

trump and the White House twitter intern is accelerating rejection of memetic edgelord persona as a marketing strategy

does anyone ever get a dm from someone on IG you haven’t talked to in a while and you’re vibing and then you realize you thought they were someone else that you knew and now you can’t remember who the person is but you know you met them at some point in your life because they’re talking about experiences y’all had toge... Show more

old money wannabes will put on a fit and fly to Monaco for a day to larp as cultured wealthy woman at the Rolex Monte Carlo Masters where you can get tickets for as low as $40 and then never talk about tennis for the rest of the year instead of going to coachella bc they’re not like other girls