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Dear Bert, After watching your response to thunder, I feel like as one of your many besties I need to tell you about tonight. People--read men--use the birthday of our country to create explosions in the sky or sometimes on their arm that would on any other day put them in jail--not air jail; real jail. This may cause you to weenie whine or bark. I suggest the Assistants perhaps put noise canceling headphone on you (and please take pictures). Everything will be fine. Nothing is happening. But for about 2 hours you are going to think the gods have come down & will take all your snacks. Stay strong, my boi. Peace out. Love, bradq (on behalf of ALL your friends!)
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WHAT ABOUT DAN'S BIRDS?!?!?!!!!!
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Do the fireworks know I’m just a little guy?
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Is thunder jealous of fireworks? Or are they friends?
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What happens to my outside friends?
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Should I start digging a bunker?
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Can I press charges against America?
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Will the sky explode inside the house, or just outside?
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Do I need to protect the Assistants?
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WHY?
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Are the stars affected?
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Should I eat my emergency treat now or save it?
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WTF.
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What happens if I weenie whine so hard the neighbors think I’m the fireworks?
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How do I know if I am being brave or just frozen with fear?
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I'm sorry, WHAT?
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Why did BERT leave so many comments for you on this post?😄
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Is this WW3?
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Type faster Brad! We need weenswers!
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