bradq
@bradq
Dear Bert, After watching your response to thunder, I feel like as one of your many besties I need to tell you about tonight. People--read men--use the birthday of our country to create explosions in the sky or sometimes on their arm that would on any other day put them in jail--not air jail; real jail. This may cause you to weenie whine or bark. I suggest the Assistants perhaps put noise canceling headphone on you (and please take pictures). Everything will be fine. Nothing is happening. But for about 2 hours you are going to think the gods have come down & will take all your snacks. Stay strong, my boi. Peace out. Love, bradq (on behalf of ALL your friends!)
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Should I start digging a bunker?
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bradq
@bradq
Yes, in the mattress
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