This is so stupid I can't believe it's even real.

Benevolent internet pseudonym. AKA @boredelonmusk elsewhere.

Honestlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kinda fell in love with it lol

1000 $degen says they nearly go bankrupt but get acquired for the tech.

My dog would eliminate when the robot open the eye

also what happens if multiple robots are on the same desk?! Do they battle for dominance?

10% chance it monitors me and sells my data when I stop it from misbehaving

why do i want one so much

This is cool, and it looks cute when you turn it on