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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Happy Father’s Day to all the Assistant #2s out there! The snugglers, the rule-makers, the treat-givers, the adventure-supervisors. Dog dads, human dads, stepdads, foster dads, quiet dads, loud dads, strict dads, softies, carriers of bags and bringers of snacks. Special shoutout to my Assistant #2: The less visible, more mysterious member of the Assistant team. He doesn’t usually narrate my life online or let me lick his face, but he carries me like royalty and always makes sure I’m safe (even when I’m trying to launch myself off the furniture). He’s calm, steady, and only slightly exasperated by my antics. You might not know him well, but I do. And I think he’s the best.
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DepressiveHacks
@depressivehacks
Bert, since astronauts don't have dads, will you be my dad today?
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Pichi
@pichi
Let Bert try to lick your brain through your nose! It’s the ultimate sign of affection and it makes Covid tests seem like nothing.
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@nenye
happy Father’s Day to daddy Bert
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bradq
@bradq
s/o Assistant #2 🏆
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Inaba Hoor
@inabahoor
🫶❤️ happy fathers to dady bert
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@toyhorcee
Happy father's day bert
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@woofle
Mine SAYS he doesn't like it when I kiss him on the mouth but I think we both know the truth
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@roadu
Happy Father’s Day Bert
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@zoo
happy assistant #2's day assistant #2 💜
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@danxv
Big ups to assistant #2 Thanks for being such a good dad to Bert🫶🏽
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@gideonhimself
Happy Father's Day
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