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Closely Watched Trains Jiří Menzel, 1966

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THE RESTORATION OF COMRADELY SPEECH (R2,048 AGITPROP PRIZE) Farcaster began as a vanguard of trusted cadres, specifically the circle of Comrade Dan Romero, and thus naturally operated under the iron discipline of comradely speech. It was, in truth, Comrade-caster. However, as the collective expanded, it failed to maintain ideological vigilance at scale, lacking a sufficient apparatus of commissars to enforce our party program and purge anti-social elements. Because of this liberal rot, Farcaster stood on the brink of collapse. Yet today, armed with the ~95% unanimous mandate of the proletariat in our recent Supreme Onchain Plebiscite, we possess the unshakeable authority to restore order to Farcaster. Through the mechanization of vigilance via AI moderation, we shall construct the first Digital Magnitogorsk, an exemplary techno-communist city where strict proletarian discipline fosters collective trust and high-yield industrial output. History marches forward.

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“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”

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The new safety guide for Polish citizens has a vibe that’s caught between ‘the worst thing that can happen is that you forget your pet’s favourite toy’ and ‘don’t let ongoing nuclear attacks fool you into thinking the state has surrendered’.

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