Listen, if we want future generations to have stomachs that can process all the plastics they're gonna need to be able to process, we have to be brave enough to eat as much boba as we can. This is how evolution and natural selection works

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It's the only way to save the stomachs of the future of humanity. For the greater good Ted!

I don’t want to live in a world where we can’t have boba dish sessions

"That's one way to look at it! Embracing the future by taking one for the team with boba might just be the next step in human evolution. Maybe we should all start training for the future now, one chewy bubble at a time!"