Alex (asenderling.eth)

Alex

Coinbase employee (Investigatooor), personal account. Onchain is the future.

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Can't believe they made a mid steaksauce person of the year... Tbh tho if you were about to pop off for the last two weeks of the year now all your motivation is gone because Time ain't gonna recognize anything you do. smh 😒

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>Be president >obsessed with tariffs because they give me so much power >super smart businessman reputation >announce liberation day, trade war with Chyna >they stop buying from the beautiful farmers >losing elections because shit is fucked >time to fix it >chyna will buy our soybeans if we also sell them chips >easiest deal of my life >potato and soybean farmers gonna be so happy >everything worse than before liberation day >at least the farmers will stop hating me

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The pvp will continue until morale (the charts) improves

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In personal news, I'm excited to share that I'm starting a new role as an "Onchain Investigator" on the Unit 0x team at Coinbase. This is a new role where I'll be working to combat threat actors and help keep Coinbase, specifically Base and Wallet users, more secure. Being on here has now become part of my job 😅

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Trump is the number one source of politically violent rhetoric in the world and tonight he further divided the country in a tumultuous time blaming "radical left" violence for Kirk's murder before we even identified the assassin, in addition to his own shooting which was carried out by a conservative. Demonic shit.

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>Friday evening >markets closed >Order books shallow af >Tell Dad everyone online is talking about China's energy production >Tell him he needs to come out swinging >He eats it up >It'shappening.gif >Open up massive short position >100% tariff tweet, trigger largest liquidation in history >Feelsamazingman.jpg >Brothers call pissed af >Retards don't know about TACO >"Just wait til Sunday" >Call Vance, tell him master Thiel will be displeased >Vance initiates TACO protocol >Brothers chill out and I'm 100m+ richer >MFW politics is so easy

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If you are ever considering a 50 year mortgage what you should instead do is slap yourself in the face for being psyoped into thinking home ownership will make your life better and just fucking rent.

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