Alex (asenderling.eth)

In personal news, I'm excited to share that I'm starting a new role as an "Onchain Investigator" on the Unit 0x team at Coinbase. This is a new role where I'll be working to combat threat actors and help keep Coinbase, specifically Base and Wallet users, more secure. Being on here has now become part of my job 😅

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I was fortunate not to be one of the many laid off today. Unfortunately, however, one of my teammates was. If you need a highly skilled and knowledgeable onchain data analyst please reach out so I can make the intro, I promise you'll be impressed.

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>Friday evening >markets closed >Order books shallow af >Tell Dad everyone online is talking about China's energy production >Tell him he needs to come out swinging >He eats it up >It'shappening.gif >Open up massive short position >100% tariff tweet, trigger largest liquidation in history >Feelsamazingman.jpg >Brothers call pissed af >Retards don't know about TACO >"Just wait til Sunday" >Call Vance, tell him master Thiel will be displeased >Vance initiates TACO protocol >Brothers chill out and I'm 100m+ richer >MFW politics is so easy

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What's happening right now is shameful. Vance and Trump are more hostile towards Zelensky than they've been towards Putin. Disgusting behavior, total disregard for the position Ukraine is in and attempting to bully him into groveling and signing over resources with no security guarantees.

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