BREAKING: Trump has said that the first trade deal will be coming tomorrow at 10AM ET

I wish Farcaster did airdrop announcements like this

A MAJOR AIRDROP WITH APPLICATIONS ON A BIG, AND HIGHLY RESPECTED, BLOCKCHAIN. THE FIRST OF MANY!!!

friendly neighborhood shitcaster // working on @pinetree

WHO IN 2025 STILL THINKS THAT USING ALL CAPS MAKES THINGS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND? IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS YELLING DIRECTLY INTO MY EARS WHILE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME, SO WEIRD.

Artist Father & Dog dad to Jungle 
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Have you ever interacted digitally with anyone over the age of 60?

It’s like the caps lock gets turned on when the social security deposits start hitting the bank

“HI I AM HORSEFACTS AND TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MINI APPS”

I PUT MY SPEAKER NOTES IN ALL CAPS AND @greg SAW IT AND ROASTED ME AT BUILDERS DAY. I THINK THEY ARE EASIER TO READ, LIKE CUE CARDS

I’M JUST HOPING THAT ONE DAY HE’LL START USING BOTH EMOJIS 🎉 AND CAPS 🔥  NOW THAT WOULD BE AN EPIC COMBO 💥 💥 💥