Shower Thoughts

if i pass away rn do you think my boss will let me log off early

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or i could come fight your boss, let me fight em please

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rife with thirst and weirdness. the unwitting captain of my own ship. never quite myself 👺

what the shit c i’m supposed to throw a rager for mom on my own

@amethystaura plans to die before me so you’re not even in the loop

stay alive motherfucker @amethystaura and i aren’t prepared to put on your party

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you need to contain ur menace you cannot unleash him on the rest of us

the way you were like “but what about the evil cat”

probably. but who would feed maurice dinner (im sorry you’re tired)

no wait I told him I’ll kill him if he doesn’t let you log off early

wait if him and i are both passed away, then do i have to work for him in hell 😭

i had a word (🗡️🧨🔪💣) with your boss dw

No, he might get a ouija board for meetings

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plz tell me that was funny or dad joke funny ?

the boss might have to log you off of work rather (since u passed out)

Fake your death, have your husband make a claim on your life insurance, and run away with your family to South America

ugh you’re right damn, got any better ideas

No and I bet they’d make a claim on your life insurance

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