Shower Thoughts

if i pass away rn do you think my boss will let me log off early

mom to 2 little boys & 2 cats • multimedia journalist • professor • caffeine • #flavortown • mostly silly • not guy fieri irl • profile pic by @amethystaura

probably. but who would feed maurice dinner (im sorry you’re tired)

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noice

you’re right, i can’t leave him to harass you all, what kind of legacy would that be 😭

you need to contain ur menace you cannot unleash him on the rest of us

the way you were like “but what about the evil cat”