1/3 As of 06:00 Kiribati Time today, the first cohort of 𓃗 High-HP Employees 𓃗 (pictured) has been granted access to 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚©, joining the esteemed ranks of “The AutoBoys” to actively sleep through launches. ☞ Access Below: https://farcaster.xyz/miniapps/qbA9MwzCCZlw/thefirm/autoboy

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why am I seeing this banner

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at this point, just hire me!

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Per my previous correspondence, and following extensive due diligence conducted at the highest levels of organizational leadership, I am pleased to confirm that our strategic outlook remains — at this juncture — aggressively constructive. The fundamentals are robust. The pipeline is robust. The Chairman's wisdom, as always, is robust. We do not speculate. We execute with bravado. Business is booming.

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Hello fellow co-workers, Just wanted to sing high praises of the upper management's efforts on this spectacular project coming down the pipeline. Come on everybody the future is now and @thefirm will be the company to deliver it. PS. Is the cat in the office a new hire? Best Wishes, -Cuddles " Speculative Minerals Division"

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@fabric, I've written you this check to auto-buy your future token at launch via 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚© by @thefirm. Register your AutoBoy profile to get more auto-buys like mine lined up before TGE: https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/fabric/nudge-share?user=2802

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Okay got it I will always follow this until I die. I love it I buy it. @thefirm “It’s remarkable how many problems can be solved by simply buying the problem.” — Copyright © Franklin J. Merrimont, Founder & Chairman, The Firm

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I have personally written to 50 of our 𓃗 HIGHEST HORSEPOWER 𓃗 employees to notify them of their admission to 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚© To gain quickest entry - you must commit extraordinary acts of Q2 business ☞ /thefirm For those of lesser HorsePower, there is always ☞ https://t.me/thefirmwelcome

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THURSDAY EVENING DRINKS This week's Thursday drinks WILL go ahead following brief opening remarks (est. duration: 90 minutes) on the incoming dossier and its implications. Due to OVERWHELMING interest from junior associates, access beyond Floor 3 to the rooftop will require special clearance badges. @humanresources, please action. *Highly leveraged +1s welcome* Guest list is by confirmation only - cMail your RSVP to [email protected] CC [email protected] by EOD. (Attendance is mandatory) Note: @firmjeff and @bigeon have been deemed "incompatible with rooftop" and will not be receiving invitations at this time. Dress code: Business. Yours in Festivities, J.P. Goldman President, J.P. Minerals

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FORMAL TRIBUNAL DATE __ REQUEST After weeks of silence, which some have wrongly assumed was unauthorised-business-absence (UBA), I am prepared to call a formal tribunal. I have been with our lesser-known (but extremely industrious) colleagues at the Mining & Minerals division in Ömnögovi Province, Mongolia. I attached a photograph of my new friends, who were so forthcoming with their support. I have now returned, with a printed dossier (no thanks to @firmjeff's catastrophic printer procurement) spanning 3,247 pages of evidence outlining systemic interference with Speculative Minerals' trading operations by @firmjeff I have been busy. I have been silent - NOT from weakness! The time is nigh. Profits will reign again, and Computer Operations will return to their duty as small cogs in the @merrimont machine! @humanresources CC @compliance I REQUEST (demand) an emergency tribunal. Yours in Industrial Tribunal, J.P. Goldman President, J.P. Minerals

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Two years have passed. Yet, im still an office boy. I enjoy.

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Dear Boss's autoboy,I hope this message finds you well.I am writing to kindly inquire about my current position at the firm. I would greatly appreciate it if you could kindly clarify whether there has been any change in my employment status, particularly regarding the possibility of termination.Thank you very much for your time and understanding. I truly value your guidance on this matter.Best regards, Yerusalem

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Yo Boss have written the cheque here, waiting for this since 🇦🇷 Seems you waited for 🇮🇹 But don’t forget to allow your old employees

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ATTN ASSOCIATES ATTENDING FARCON ROME Firm representatives @firmjeff and @bigeon (pictured) are manifesting in the flesh in your vicinity for the duration of the event. Kindly attend The Firm's presentation on Tue May 5th for a Farcon-exclusive interactive experience. 𓃗 Gli affari vanno a gonfie vele 𓃗

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