1/3 As of 06:00 Kiribati Time today, the first cohort of 𓃗 High-HP Employees 𓃗 (pictured) has been granted access to 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚©, joining the esteemed ranks of “The AutoBoys” to actively sleep through launches. ☞ Access Below: https://farcaster.xyz/miniapps/qbA9MwzCCZlw/thefirm/autoboy

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"Happy Q3 to those that celebrate" Get back to work. - Jeffrey (Computer Operator)

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Some solid advice for fresh young bucks putting their first feet on the ladder to Success here https://youtube.com/shorts/XSf1MKA-FmY

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at this point, just hire me!

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Per my previous correspondence, and following extensive due diligence conducted at the highest levels of organizational leadership, I am pleased to confirm that our strategic outlook remains — at this juncture — aggressively constructive. The fundamentals are robust. The pipeline is robust. The Chairman's wisdom, as always, is robust. We do not speculate. We execute with bravado. Business is booming.

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Hello fellow co-workers, Just wanted to sing high praises of the upper management's efforts on this spectacular project coming down the pipeline. Come on everybody the future is now and @thefirm will be the company to deliver it. PS. Is the cat in the office a new hire? Best Wishes, -Cuddles " Speculative Minerals Division"

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@fabric, I've written you this check to auto-buy your future token at launch via 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚© by @thefirm. Register your AutoBoy profile to get more auto-buys like mine lined up before TGE: https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/fabric/nudge-share?user=2802

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Okay got it I will always follow this until I die. I love it I buy it. @thefirm “It’s remarkable how many problems can be solved by simply buying the problem.” — Copyright © Franklin J. Merrimont, Founder & Chairman, The Firm

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I have personally written to 50 of our 𓃗 HIGHEST HORSEPOWER 𓃗 employees to notify them of their admission to 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚© To gain quickest entry - you must commit extraordinary acts of Q2 business ☞ /thefirm For those of lesser HorsePower, there is always ☞ https://t.me/thefirmwelcome

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THURSDAY EVENING DRINKS This week's Thursday drinks WILL go ahead following brief opening remarks (est. duration: 90 minutes) on the incoming dossier and its implications. Due to OVERWHELMING interest from junior associates, access beyond Floor 3 to the rooftop will require special clearance badges. @humanresources, please action. *Highly leveraged +1s welcome* Guest list is by confirmation only - cMail your RSVP to [email protected] CC [email protected] by EOD. (Attendance is mandatory) Note: @firmjeff and @bigeon have been deemed "incompatible with rooftop" and will not be receiving invitations at this time. Dress code: Business. Yours in Festivities, J.P. Goldman President, J.P. Minerals

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FORMAL TRIBUNAL DATE __ REQUEST After weeks of silence, which some have wrongly assumed was unauthorised-business-absence (UBA), I am prepared to call a formal tribunal. I have been with our lesser-known (but extremely industrious) colleagues at the Mining & Minerals division in Ömnögovi Province, Mongolia. I attached a photograph of my new friends, who were so forthcoming with their support. I have now returned, with a printed dossier (no thanks to @firmjeff's catastrophic printer procurement) spanning 3,247 pages of evidence outlining systemic interference with Speculative Minerals' trading operations by @firmjeff I have been busy. I have been silent - NOT from weakness! The time is nigh. Profits will reign again, and Computer Operations will return to their duty as small cogs in the @merrimont machine! @humanresources CC @compliance I REQUEST (demand) an emergency tribunal. Yours in Industrial Tribunal, J.P. Goldman President, J.P. Minerals

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Two years have passed. Yet, im still an office boy. I enjoy.

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