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AutoBoy: Pre-order new tokens on Base... before they've even launched.
https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/welcome
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@thefirm
RE: DEV LOG
Coming soon to AutoBoy:
☞ View your order’s priority tier
☞ Increase the amount you can spend by opting-in to a token lockup
☞ Boost your priority further w/ an optional fee, used for LP, buybacks, and more
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@thefirm
RE: WAITING ROOM RENOVATIONS
Upgrades to AutoBoy's Waiting Room are now complete. Kindly enjoy:
☞ More accurate reflection of yr. position in line;
☞ Personal notifications when yr. access is granted;
☞ Spiritually uplifting business affirmations.
https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/waiting-room
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@thefirm
RE: WAITING ROOM BACKLOG
Janitorial staff have discovered a large backlog of waiting room applicants caught by X's spam filters. Apologies to those of you still waiting for a response.
As it stands, the ticket-drawing and line-cutting process has left certain applicants confused, angry, and afraid.
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@thefirm
50% of AutoBoy users posted about @quotient before the launch, tripling their social reach ahead of TGE.
Those same users lined up buy orders that auto-bought $QUOTIENT the moment it went live.
If your business wishes to synergize with AutoBoy for your launch, read on ☞ https://x.com/TheFirmPressHQ/status/2085758413615612000?s=20
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MEMO: TALENT ACQUISITION
On this portentous day of solar eclipse, as the Moon closes its teeth on the Sun and sudden night bleeds across Europe;
The Firm is pleased to announce that Herr F. D. Hartmann @fd-hartmann will bring Reborn Daylight by joining the Computer Ops Division.
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@thefirm
FAO all employees:
The Investment Post-Rationalization division's analysts have "posted" an article-format retrospective of last week's $QUOTIENT launch. Please find attached.
Kindly review at yr. earliest convenience for a look back and a look forward: https://x.com/TheFirmPressHQ/status/2085758413615612000?s=20
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@firmjeff
Chain smoking my way through the 11th floor directors' club Mahogany Cigar Humidor until TGE
- Jeffrey (Computer Operator)
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@thefirm
RE: FAQs
☞ What chain is the Quotient launch?
☞ What MCap should I pick?
☞ How are orders prioritized?
☞ How are sniper fees factored in?
☞ How to access???
The Firm wishes to address these FAQs on the upcoming Quotient launch with AutoBoy. https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/quotient
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@jpgoldman.eth
Associates,
CC @quotient,
After a BUMPER Q3. It's time to turn our attention to Q4's returns.
Businessmen, I've written you this check to auto-buy your future token at launch via 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝑩𝒐𝒚© by @thefirm.
Share your AutoBoy profile to get more smart-money-auto-buys like mine (there is no one like me) lined up before TGE: https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/quotient/nudge-share?user=0x94e3fbb1520d4004e280823f5d0a18d14ce5a98a
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📢 BREAKING: ADVANCE ORDERS FOR UPCOMING @quotient TOKEN LAUNCH NOW LIVE ON AUTOBOY 📢
☟ DETAILS FOLLOW ☟
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@firmjeff
I have received some queries from eager participants on their AutoBoy queue position and expected wait (63 business weeks).
The Firm does not comment on statistics. We merely publish them.
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@thefirm
Kindly enter The Waiting Room and draw a ticket to assume your position on “The Waitlist” for AutoBoy©.
Line-cutters will not be penalized.
https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/waiting-room
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@firmjeff
"Happy Q3 to those that celebrate"
Get back to work.
- Jeffrey (Computer Operator)
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