Congratulations to the Speculative Prognostication Lab on the launch of $MACRO. The Firm thanks our AutoBoy beta group who helped test the new order priority systems: a wider review of AutoBoy’s role will come soon. https://x.com/MacroStratFirm/status/2098089182878941336

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looks like some subordinate leaked my internal video about $MACRO for associates at /thefirm. This is not a drill. cc @firmjeff @jpgoldman.eth @merrimont

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retweet this https://x.com/683eth/status/2099173086608208052?s=46&t=aCh-38nhWdV-_k225TGgqg

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FAO: AutoBoy Beta Associates Final chance to “get in early” at the intersection of high and low finance via MacroStrategy. thefirm.biz/autoboy/macrostrategy

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RE: RE: AUTOBOY ORDER PRIORITIZATION EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: ☞ AutoBoy prioritizes orders based on total fees taken. ☞ Locking tokens increases max spend from $100 to $500, thereby increasing order priority. ☞ Pay an optional priority fee to further increase priority.

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Despite the VIRULENT rumours that once circulated in the cafeteria, I am NOT a MICRO guy; I'm a MACRO guy. As such, I shall further prove this by circulating some of the Sundries_404 Budget into this supposed 'e-agent'. Let us never speak of the matter again. Yours in macro appendages, J.P. Goldman

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Waiting....

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https://x.com/MacroStratFirm/status/2097731940572877040?s=20 1/ The upcoming MacroStrategy launch is available for AutoBoy beta testers to help test new order prioritization features.

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RE: DEV LOG Coming soon to AutoBoy: ☞ View your order’s priority tier ☞ Increase the amount you can spend by opting-in to a token lockup ☞ Boost your priority further w/ an optional fee, used for LP, buybacks, and more (cont...)

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RE: WAITING ROOM RENOVATIONS Upgrades to AutoBoy's Waiting Room are now complete. Kindly enjoy: ☞ More accurate reflection of yr. position in line; ☞ Personal notifications when yr. access is granted; ☞ Spiritually uplifting business affirmations. https://thefirm.biz/autoboy/waiting-room

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RE: WAITING ROOM BACKLOG Janitorial staff have discovered a large backlog of waiting room applicants caught by X's spam filters. Apologies to those of you still waiting for a response. As it stands, the ticket-drawing and line-cutting process has left certain applicants confused, angry, and afraid. (cont.)

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50% of AutoBoy users posted about @quotient before the launch, tripling their social reach ahead of TGE. Those same users lined up buy orders that auto-bought $QUOTIENT the moment it went live. If your business wishes to synergize with AutoBoy for your launch, read on ☞ https://x.com/TheFirmPressHQ/status/2085758413615612000?s=20

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1/ MEMO: TALENT ACQUISITION On this portentous day of solar eclipse, as the Moon closes its teeth on the Sun and sudden night bleeds across Europe; The Firm is pleased to announce that Herr F. D. Hartmann @fd-hartmann will bring Reborn Daylight by joining the Computer Ops Division.

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FAO all employees: The Investment Post-Rationalization division's analysts have "posted" an article-format retrospective of last week's $QUOTIENT launch. Please find attached. Kindly review at yr. earliest convenience for a look back and a look forward: https://x.com/TheFirmPressHQ/status/2085758413615612000?s=20

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Take me in.

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