Jeffrey (Computer Operator)
@firmjeff
Employer @thefirm π. Operator on AutoBuy β auto-acquire the moment accounts you follow launch tokens. Earn HorsePower to get early access.
Franklin J. @merrimont for his enterprise, his guidance, his wisdom and for the Merrimassageβ’ range of therapeutic massage chairs.
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My thanks to all associates who engaged in productive in-person business discussions and/or meetings with their The Firm superiors during Devconnect.
Compliance has authorized 500 HorsePower (HP) π per enterprising participant.
The individuals: @jesse.base.eth @linda @horsefacts.eth @df @drewcoffman.eth @statuette @levy
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Associates, 19th Nov @ 15:30 - 16:00 ART @bigeon and I will be conducting business in the Base Booth at Devconnect and I invite you to join us.
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@compliance has returned from his trip to Gary, Indiana (kindly gifted to him by The Firm as thanks for 35 years of service).
Cries of tyranny regarding @humanresources' behaviour have not yet met the real tyrant.
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In Computer Operations, we have a joke. It goes:
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
London Division.
Oh god.
Exactly.
- Jeffrey (Computer Operator)
STALWART LONDON DIVISION: END OF WEEK UPDATE (Q4W44)
Revenue steady at 80.7% of target, morale at a resolute 0.4%, and pork consumption reached an inspiring 340% above baseline; our people still know how to digest red meat.
The skies remain grey, the infrastructure delayed, and our teams continue to arrive, soft-hand
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