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@eulerlagrange.eth
Give the intern a job @dwr https://x.com/alydotxyz/status/1986140348154839516?s=46
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@eulerlagrange.eth
Once upon a time, A genie appeared before Ted.
“I wish more men had rough hands” she said.
The next day, Instagram released a filter so that guys have sliders and presets.
Turns out, even callouses can be rendered.
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@eulerlagrange.eth
$tednotlasso
FYI if you buy and hold you get into a group chat where Ted gives you priority treatment.
@androidsixteen.eth can we get a review
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@eulerlagrange.eth
I have an announcement to make everyone so listen up.
I beat @ted to being a tech advisor for Erewhon.
Founder mode for the win
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@eulerlagrange.eth
I was recently in a rage room (quite fun).
There was a 22 yr old just out of college with us who was having a hard time going full power on a TV with a baseball bat.
I don’t think it was related to strength moreso a psychological barrier. Caused by having female teachers his whole life and being taught natural male instincts are bad.
We had him going full power at the end.
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@asenderling.eth
If the allegations from the kids and other moms are true, the main mother in this series is just as bad, if not worse than Epstein, but still out there basically virtually pimping her daughter
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@ted
wait… has anyone checked the Facebook mobile app recently???
go look at it and report back
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@ted
outside of upper bleph surgery, here are random procedures common in LA:
- veneers (terrifying to me bc irreversible)
- coolsculpting on arms (no, it’s not pilates sadly)
- emsculpt on the butt (again, not pilates)
- hair line implant / forehead reduction
- fat transfer boob jobs
+ filler, botox, the usual
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@ted
anybody using tweem.lol
so many people tried this concept before but seems like finally tweem made it as intuitive / easy as possible where you reply to a post with @tweem and your bet on x number of likes or views
idk if money is even involved but it doesn’t matter because people care first and foremost about being right or getting good distribution, and they care about money secondarily
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@ted
latest study on the effect of nutrition on your dog's* behavior:
1. give it too much protein, it'll have increased aggression** (towards owner and other dogs)
2. give it too little protein, it'll have increased separation anxiety
*golden retriever's
**hard to measure aggression reliably
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@ted
this is so funny to me because everyone's so focused on AI being used a productivity hack or the 10x engineer tool when in reality the majority of consumers are using it for... companionship
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