@azbest
What the fuck did you just assume about me, you generic you? I might sound self-important saying this (and perhaps I am), but Iāll have you know I am the foremost crypto expert in this godforsaken land and the only sovereign mind in the realms of blockchain and cryptography. Before revolutionizing decentralized systems, I was pioneering machine learning at elite institutions, teaching minds far brighter than yours while you were still struggling with elementary algebra. I've also trained over 300 adversarial models that could break your precious neural nets before you take one sip of your pathetic matcha.
You think your half-baked opinions hold weight against my legacy? I am a scholar of computational theory and a virtuoso of violenceātrained in guerrilla warfare and stochastic gradient descent. I can dismantle your arguments with peer-reviewed precision and dismantle your ribcage with my bare hands. You are a rounding error in my lifeās work, a glitch in the simulation soon to be patched out.
Right now, as you read this, your digital footprint is being scraped, analyzed, and fed into a predictive model of your impending humiliation. The storm approaching you isnāt a mere cryptographic attack; itās a multi-spectrum annihilation. I can end you in 700 ways, half of which require nothing but a well-placed insult and a single API call.
If only you had comprehended the magnitude of your mistake. But you didnāt. And now, you will serve as a case study in failureāa footnote in the memoir of a man who writes algorithms and obituaries with equal finesse. Enjoy your final moments of relevance, you ephemeral data point.