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@androidsixteen.eth
Please give a warm welcome to @six — the 3rd member of the metaphorical /brypto msig
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@abeg007.eth
📉 Market Overview
The market is sliding as traders de-risk on macro news, with OI down 5%. Last week, ETH and BTC ETFs saw outflows, nearly $1B total, signaling institutional investors caution.
Bitcoin: $86,961 -0.5%
Ethereum: $2,932 -1%
Tuesday ETF flows:
BTC ETFs: - $189M
ETH ETFs: - $96M
Major alts are in the red, with Bitcoin dominance nearing 60%. The biggest loser is the prior leader NIGHT (-15%), followed by PUMP (-8%) and UNI (-7%).
Market Cap: $3.02T
Liquidations: $225M
Fear & Greed Index: 24 (Extreme Fear)
Altcoin Index: 19/100
👉 Latest News
- Michael Selig, a pro-crypto pick, was sworn in as CFTC chair.
- Coinbase enabled SOL deposits/withdrawals via Base.
- Tom Lee’s BitMine bought $88.1M in ETH.
👉 Small Cap Gainers
Covalent +150%
Yee Token +50%
Dora Factory +48%
PlaysOut +36%
Avantis +33%
👉 Recent Funding Rounds
- Otomato $2M Strategic round
- Coinbax $4.2M Seed round led by BankTech Ventures
- The clearing company M&A round backed by Coinbase Ventures
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@stockbrother1
Bitcoin melting faster than snow on Christmas Eve, dipping below $87K with zero Santa rally—hodlers freezing while exchange inflows vanish like holiday magic.
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@femmie
Fun fact:
You are closer to being a millionaire than Elon Musk
https://x.com/kalshi/status/2002443467818152071
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@abeg007.eth
📉 Market Overview
After a sentiment rebound and BTC reclaiming $90K, the market flipped red again today. The move likely reflects positioning ahead of U.S. GDP and inflation data on Dec 23–24.
Bitcoin: $87,409 -1.8%
Ethereum: $2,961 -2.3%
Monday ETF flows:
BTC ETFs: - $148M
ETH ETFs: $85M
In these conditions, the previous leaders lost momentum and flipped into the red, with BEAT down 26%, followed by NIGHT at -17%. For now, among major alts, only CRV is up 5% and XDC is up 2%.
Market Cap: $3.04T
Liquidations: $262M
Fear & Greed Index: 24 (Extreme Fear)
Altcoin Index: 16/100
👉 Latest News
- Aster will allocate up to 80% of daily platform fees to buy back ASTER.
- Ghana passed a law to legalize broad crypto use.
- Strategy didn’t buy BTC last week, Citi cut its price target from $485 to $325 while keeping a Buy rating.
👉 Small Cap Gainers
LC SHIB +48%
ULTILAND +44%
READY! +41%
Ecomi +36%
GaiAI +24%
👉 Recent Funding Rounds
- The clearing company M&A round backed by Coinbase Ventures
- Blife protocol M&A round backed by Portal
- Enigma nordic $32M M&A round backed by Hilbert Group
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@zoo
if intern makes a crypto year in review,
and no one posts it here
is this rly brypto social? 🤔
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@chazschmidt
Given the likelihood he could manufacture ASIC miners, do you think Santa ever mined Bitcoin?
Mining might be the most logical way to fulfill when someone wishes for Bitcoin for Christmas. He has coal power plants. Cooling wouldn't be an issue either.
Although it may be more efficient for Santa to trade every crypto instead of mining. He sees major traders when they're sleeping, he knows when they're awake.
He knows if they've been bad or good. Even a simple man could make use of this information to make lots of money.
Luckily, he only knows when you're awake. So unless you're dreaming of your seed phrase, you're set.
That's why he has been deploying elf on the shelf. Old maid attack. A tale as old as time. You think coal is the only punishment for the naughty list in 2025?
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