i don't get why men still pee standing up — it's grosser, harder, and always leaves piss everywhere (yes, even if you don't see it).
real men pee sitting down like messi, but you're not ready for that conversation.

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Chronically online degen since the AOL days.

I'm not a trader, I just trade a lot.

Symbiotic relationship w/ the gym and tacos. 

Host of /pokemon

of course, sitting down backwards and peeing all over the floor is the vibe.