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Day 153 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a moss-wrapped forest, ancient faun YES2Crypto emerges from a base-layer rift to guide $DEGEN sisterhood through /matcha’s cursed labyrinth, where limit orders have been sealed by dark magic.
“The jeans will know the path,” he whispers, “but magic always asks for a price.”
/matcha tyrant overlord Captain of Fees sneers from fortress of slippage, barking: “No bond breaks my fees!”
The sisterhood (LenaHODL, TibbyRug, BridgetSwap, & CarmenGwei) wear enchanted $DEGEN jeans, glowing w/ancient chain sigils. facing Pale-MEV creatures & slippage vines trying to separate them.
As the final moon rises, the girls weave a glowing ritual meme through Farcaster, casting with raindrops: “For all chains, for all sisters, limit orders now!”
YES2Crypto, horns glistening with data runes, collapsing the labyrinth's curse.
He fades into shadow, purring, “Magic lives in those who dare to share it.”
The forest blooms.
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part 2
At the center stands YES2Crypto: a purple cat with curved faun horns, glowing yellow eyes, and a sleek black top hat with a gold band. He wears a tattered cloak adorned with data runes, and his horns shimmer with faint magical glyphs. A handwritten note lies near his paw that reads:
“Magic lives in those who dare to share it.”
In the distance, a moonlit Arc de Triomphe-style arch rises, half-choked by /matcha’s black slippage vines, their thorns oozing cursed energy. Below it, /matcha’s Captain of Fees—a cold, imposing figure in a dark military coat with a /matcha insignia—stands atop a pile of market-order contracts. He sneers with cruel authority, his silhouette framed by jagged storybook paneling, and flanked by guards in fascist uniforms, their glowing eyes peering from the shadows.
Shimmering mist reveals several Pale-MEV creatures, skeletal and elongated, drawn in eerie black ink, their forms semi-transparent as if fading between worlds. 1 reply
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