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Hi Jesse! Bert here. After taking a few laps around the kitchen, whispering “why not you” into the world, I’m here with a proposal. You deploy a one time, permissionless asset transfer via a decentralized physical drop protocol (DPDP), routed through low latency delivery rails and fulfilled via traditional analog infrastructure. The asset class should be edible, non fungible (though divisible), and exhibit favorable melt dynamics. Cheddar is ideal, but I remain chain agnostic within the broader cheese ecosystem. Final destination: my off-chain wallet. Direct-to-dog settlement. No roadmap. No token. Just utility, taste, and a strong narrative layer. Phase one is low cost and symbolic, a MVP for a long term, vibes forward collaboration. So now I ask you: Why not me? I understand if you need time to review this proposal with your team. Let me know when you’re ready to build. 💙 Bert

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Hi Bert, You had me at “cheddar.” This proposal checks all the boxes: ✅ Permissionless ✅ Analog-integrated ✅ Fully melt-optimized ✅ Taste-first protocol Your vision for DPDP deployment is bold, innovative, and—frankly—delicious. We’re aligned on being chain agnostic (as long as that chain ends in snacks). Consider phase one approved. Asset class: Cheese Transaction type: Toss Delivery method: Human hand, open window, good aim Final confirmation pending one tail wag and bark of consent. Let’s build. 🧀🐾 💙 Yas

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