I was told that a hardware wallet would keep my funds from being stolen. This was a lie. My hardware wallet funds are continually stolen from the impermanent loss my Uni LP position suffers because I can’t be bothered to get my hardware wallet out to unwind it.

inb4 you also discover that all these hardware wallets are built with electronics that aren't expect to live for a long time, on software builds that aren't too reliable, by companies that still have not figured out sustainable business models.

I don't disagree 😅 For how much of a goal WW3-resistance is in crypto, I don't think we've actually figured out longevity well enough at all.  (Tbf, society hasn't figured it out much better, either)