Whenever I submit a transaction I always choose the "slow" gas option out of spite.

I've now watched all of The Cheetah Girl movies. They make no sense at all, and are ridiculous, but were still thoroughly enjoyable. #TCG 4 life

I asked AI to come up with a funny name for a folder, but I specifically told it to not be cringe like AI normally is. I'm sad to report it was just as cringe as ever.

No Apple, I do not want to automatically paste my SMS verification codes into Telegram. (Also, can we please stop it with the SMS verification codes?)

I'm watching the Hobbit trilogy for the first time. I don't like it. And I loved the LoTR trilogy so much.

I'm making generational wealth over on Lighter rn.

Halp. I thought I wanted to go back to blonde, but I did, and now I don't like it.

I'm sorry, what is a gym initiation fee? I'm already paying to join your gym, and I'm supposed to pay extra to have the opportunity to pay you a membership fee? But ah, you waive this initiation fee so I think I'm getting a good deal. I hate it.

I've joined the @ethereumfndn as a protocol researcher to work on fast finality!

Okay, I'm not trolling this time. I'm leaving Espresso (and going back to bright blonde hair). I'm truly sad to leave. I deeply love the work I've done and the people I've worked with for the past 3+ years. I've grown so much as a person because of Espresso, and I am profoundly grateful for that. I'll be going dark f... Show more

Greek yogurt is the most optimal food; it has 0 prep time, only needs a spoon, and has lots of protein. But I hate how it tastes.

What if I told you that spec-writing is fun.