Why? Because I receive a /lot/ of unearned rewards, attention, and credit. 

Wake's position in this network produces yield. I don't have to maneuver or strategize. I just arrive by virtue of my standing and willingness to keep on truckin', keep on fuckin' around.

By holding my Fan Token, you'll earn your share of that yield for however long I can compete/ fuck around/ get paid. Then sell once wake gets tried out/ replaced by fancy new brick or internet babe.

TLDR: People throw money at me for reasons. You should have some. I want you to have some, but I can't give it to you. I need you to take it. Take it 🎩

Wake is cooking 🤣 Floyd may weather vibes. Those who don't know you will claim arrogance. I know better. Straight facts. Candid speech. I shall invest in wake and ghost tokens.

Father of two, jiu jitsu blue belt, work in progress husband. I believe in Santa, the tooth fairy, leprechauns, and Moxie

'bout a 100F here in Baltimore. Cooking is the default.

Pissing down here in Wales, but I can't make it rain for dear life