Dogs

I used to have to wrestle my 80 lb golden retriever in the bath literally, thankfully we just send her to the groomers or my wife hoses her off outside now lmao

for a Baltimore trash dog, he's a real wuss about water.

oh yeah. born of garbage. this animal ate a bag of fertilizer and unloaded three pounds of diarrhea in the absolute center of my new jute rug. unkillable.

I lovingly refer to my girl as a junkyard dog too lmao