Going to the grocery store. Anyone need anything?

Forgot fresh parsley for my rice and beans

Sorry. I dun't know wot parsley is, sorry.

This is all @elesel.eth fault for getting me started

Isn't parsley just, like, decorative? The bit of vegetable chefs put near the edge of the plate for reasons?

i love fried chicken and i often have Huel for lunch, but I'm sorry

This is a word salad. Parsley isn't real and clams aren't edible, ew.

I'm not a dogmatist. Just not a food/ good person.

You know that runny snot from The Matrix? Give me a bag of that and sometimes fried chicken. We good.

no way - i'll preface this by saying that if you actually don't like parsley (or coriander or whatever) it's perfectly legit, i am not a dogmatist

there's a saying that parsley "goes on everything"

but there are some dishes where it is essential, like spaghetti w clams and many other fish-based dishes