golf

That feeling when you know you have an early morning tee time

Is it 730 am yet?

I don’t golf, but my dad was a tremendous golfer. He also believe that everything you needed to learn about a man you could learn on the golf course.  

He said if you wanna have a good day on the green, you need to wake up slow, get out of bed slow, brush your teeth ￼slow, eat your breakfast slow, drive there slow and just take it slow. And if none of that works, tie a string from your neck to your balls, keep your head down and play through. 

Good luck tomorrow￼

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I hope the sun is mild, the greens are kind, and the fourth hole has cold beers 🍻

My friend is picking me up, so I can ride slow regardless 

I’ve learned so much of /golf is about expectations 

Knowing my skill and simply having a good time is all I need tomorrow