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Kicking Ass on Farcaster: The TOTO Way 🚽 🧵

I’ve laughed at the cock meta. We all have. But it’s time to flush that away and focus on what really matters: kicking ass on Farcaster.

Farcaster is like a high-tech Japanese toilet—it’s sleek, sophisticated, and designed to free us from the toxic wasteland that is Web 2 social. The team is literally trying to put money in your pocket through Warpcast Rewards and project Airdrops. But if your content stinks, you’re getting left behind.

Embrace the way of the TOTO 🚽

Don’t talk shit: Be constructive, not an asshole
Don’t follow shit: Curate your feed—your timeline is your responsibility
Make your own shit: Original content wins
Change your shit if it’s not working: Adapt, experiment
Don’t reply with shit: Low-effort comments fail 
Don’t know shit? Read the instructions: Farcaster has a culture—learn it
Clean up your shit: Your profile is your resume. Keep it spotless
Don’t post shit: Quality > Quantity

TOTO began marketing the Washlet in 1980 & it’s a reversal of “Let’s Wash!” It revolutionized hygiene—it washes the shit away.

You need to wash your Farcaster profile. Take a hard look:
	•	Is it full of recycled viral frames?
	•	AI-generated slop?
	•	Lazy reposts with no original thought?

If yes, hit the delete button. Your timeline is your CV. If it stinks, people will avoid it. Clean up your shit.

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