new yorkers will never know what its like to sit in a car for an hour post workout jammin to nickelback... **pours liquor**

I want to visit New York so I see what I’m not missing.

Alaska Grown. Mother of 6 wonderful, crazy-cool kids! Living in Colorado thus far. /parksrec /dv /girthy

i just want to go 40 mph on an ebike around central park and then defeat an old man at chess

I have Alaska friends there. One is a lawyer for a Supreme Court judge in NYC.
Long story short, we cause trouble, we won’t go to jail. 🤓🤷🏽‍♀️
P.S. This is true.