The Firm • Creators of AutoBoy (thefirm)

Welcome to the Virtual Headquarters of The Firm. You’re early. That’s good. Please enjoy light refreshments while we prepare "Release 1". Until then, we encourage you to: • DM @thefirm to become a member • Partake in jovial hi-jinks with your fellow associates • Participate to build employee HorsePower (HP) This channel is a proving ground, and the Chairman is watching. Yours successfully, The Firm

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Welcome to The Firm. The world's most scrutinized financial powerhouse - where over 20,000 employees compete for the favor of The Chairman, the inimitable Franklin J. Merrimont, as the conglomerate moves to establish a portfolio of crypto-currency software packages and avant-garde prosperity mechanisms. Do you have what it takes to stay employed? Management has initiated a company-wide performance recalibration, ensuring only the most dedicated, articulate, and productive associates remain. Low-effort contributions, "gm"s, and similar infractions against The Firm's immaculate public image will result in immediate termination. Here's how to survive (and thrive): ☞ Install your Company-Issue P.D.A. → https://thefirm.biz/app ☞ Study the Conduct Guidelines → https://thefirm.biz/conduct ☞ Earn HorsePower (HP) to gain early access → https://thefirm.biz/hp ☞ Engage with upcoming software releases Failure to comply may result in public ejection through the second-floor cafeteria window by top broker Benny “Bankrolls” Jackson. Yours in success, Management The Firm P.S. Leave a sincere acknowledgment below, and you may discover the workings of HorsePower.

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It is with great pride, on behalf of every member of this organization, that Management announces our formal acceptance into the "Base Batches 002" Program and forthcoming Demo Day in Argentina. At this undoubtedly glamorous congregation of distinguished technologists and financiers, The Firm will present AutoBuy – the first of many releases in our grand advance into the Virtual Economy. Those maintaining the highest HorsePower will be granted first access to this groundbreaking system in recognition of their unwavering productivity and demonstrated devotion to The Chairman's vision for collective prosperity. Employees are invited to mark this historic initiative by registering their acknowledgments below, thereby aiding our delegation in the manifestation of success and the cultivation of general feelings of Business. CC: @base.base.eth @jesse.base.eth

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We are pleased to report optimal market infiltration. The Chairman has authorized 3 to 5 minutes of sustained applause - eyes closed - to let this week’s gains settle into the ledger. You may perform this individually or collectively as a department, at a time of your choosing. Please enjoy your weekend, within limits that do not compromise your Monday output.

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