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It is with great pride, on behalf of every member of this organization, that Management announces our formal acceptance into the "Base Batches 002" Program and forthcoming Demo Day in Argentina.
At this undoubtedly glamorous congregation of distinguished technologists and financiers, The Firm will present AutoBuy – the first of many releases in our grand advance into the Virtual Economy.
Those maintaining the highest HorsePower will be granted first access to this groundbreaking system in recognition of their unwavering productivity and demonstrated devotion to The Chairman's vision for collective prosperity.
Employees are invited to mark this historic initiative by registering their acknowledgments below, thereby aiding our delegation in the manifestation of success and the cultivation of general feelings of Business.
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