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Welcome to The Firm.
The world's most scrutinized financial powerhouse - where over 20,000 employees compete for the favor of The Chairman, the inimitable Franklin J. Merrimont, as the conglomerate moves to establish a portfolio of crypto-currency software packages and avant-garde prosperity mechanisms.
Do you have what it takes to stay employed?
Management has initiated a company-wide performance recalibration, ensuring only the most dedicated, articulate, and productive associates remain.
Low-effort contributions, "gm"s, and similar infractions against The Firm's immaculate public image will result in immediate termination.
Here's how to survive (and thrive):
☞ Install your Company-Issue P.D.A. → https://thefirm.biz/app
☞ Study the Conduct Guidelines → https://thefirm.biz/conduct
☞ Earn HorsePower (HP) to gain early access → https://thefirm.biz/hp
☞ Engage with upcoming software releases
Failure to comply may result in public ejection through the second-floor cafeteria window by top broker Benny “Bankrolls” Jackson.
Yours in success,
Management
The Firm
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