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⚠ COMMUNICATION STANDARDS VIOLATIONS ⚠

Management are appalled by the rise of drive-by salutations. Posts containing such drivel as “gm,” “hi,” or similar are a stain on The Firm’s reputation and a flagrant dereliction of protocol. We are leaders of industry, not pudding-handed toddlers finger-painting the family fridge.

At The Firm, advancement is earned through effort. If you intend to rise through the ranks, prove it in the substance and tone of your contributions. Take pride in your effort, your language, and your appearance. In the "Virtual Age", your words are your suit and tie.

Effective immediately, low-energy posts will incur HorsePower (HP) deductions without appeal.

Please review the Community Conduct Guidelines ☞ https://www.thefirm.biz/cmail/conduct

“Energy is the true currency of The Firm. Those who can’t generate it will soon be billed for consuming it.” - The Chairman

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Solid announcement, couldn’t agree more, some turgid rebuttals have been touted today. 
I for one will be strategising my next move to ensure I maximise my influence on these sordid deviants. 

Embody synergy, iron your ties.

Realm Dweller, time traveller, mind unraveller,

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𓃗 +100 HORSEPOWER (HP) has been awarded for exemplary use of the word "turgid", which the Chairman is particularly fond of. 𓃗