If the police have to come to my house for any reason, they show up with snipers positioned behind trees at a distance from my house.

I maintain a patch of poison ivy next to my studio door and regularly prune it back with no protective gear at all.

These are two unrelated facts about my life that I often chuckle about because my life is far more boring than they imply.

Devotional polytheist living a monastic lifestyle centered on curiosity, simplicity, and joy.  Exploring the intersection of technology and spirituality.

Would be interesting if the facts were related 😆