Why? Because I receive a /lot/ of unearned rewards, attention, and credit. 

Wake's position in this network produces yield. I don't have to maneuver or strategize. I just arrive by virtue of my standing and willingness to keep on truckin', keep on fuckin' around.

By holding my Fan Token, you'll earn your share of that yield for however long I can compete/ fuck around/ get paid. Then sell once wake gets tried out/ replaced by fancy new brick or internet babe.

TLDR: People throw money at me for reasons. You should have some. I want you to have some, but I can't give it to you. I need you to take it. Take it 🎩

Bro the “fancy new brick” line sent me 🤣