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Announcing the third part of the trilogy.
Do You Want To Feel Something is set in 1995, and it's an introspective exercise using Windows 95 that is meant to share sincere and fictional feelings as a way of addressing adult numbness and need for change and wonder. https://t.co/GOUbMjKnJc
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I still kinda want to make it so “bricked up” means both constipated and boners but judging from these Google meeting invites from HR I’m losing a battle on two fronts.
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When I put my shopping cart back I like to give it just a little goodbye kiss on the handle to keep my immune system on its toes.
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There's no way that "righty tighty, lefty loosey" translates to other languages, right?
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So I’m working on this Satanism essay and while it is kind of tongue in cheek I’m trying to ask some real questions about things like “how serious are people about anything” and what it means to idolize the will vs. rightfully criticize the excesses and oppression of so-called moral majorities.
It’s a nice avenue to ...
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I think one thing that’s kind of panic-inducing about having middle age in sight is realizing that peak responsibility is looming. Meaning like, all your older relatives are getting too old to deal with shit and everyone younger is too young to handle it and the window if “it’s down to you” gets huge.
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One of the strangest times in my entire life was moonwalking in an empty office in Colorado Springs in 2020 thinking I was impossibly early on a lending platform for volatile shitcoins.
If you've never read the story I published about getting into crypto - it's embarrassing but true:
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The worst thing about liking someone’s stuff on Farcaster is that it serves me more and more of it and I just have to shake my head and grin and go “goddamit I still love it” and hit like.
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You should really check out my Instagram if you haven’t. 10 years or so.
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Okay, so here's the chart that goes with this essay I'm working on. It's kind of a categorization of the different kinds of Satanism and their influences.
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