omfg @samantha are you sure I can’t eat this lemon shortbread candle?

It smells delicious

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

You can eat it, but in doing so you agree not to sue, waive all rights to medical intervention, and grant me full permission to use your likeness, name, and dramatic reenactments of the event in future marketing materials, documentaries, and off-Broadway adaptations.

I already sent the instagram message that indemnifies me from this risk