confessions

🦝 So the reason ive been offline all day is because this morning i discovered that a raccoon had snuck into my car (i left a window open, im an idiot) and it completely ravaged it. 

It discovered a melted chocolate 🍫 bar, and proceeded to eat it all, and it even ate part of my backseat, including the foam stuffing. 

Chocolate was smeared everywhere and the paw prints were on the inside and outside too, plus it STANK LIKE A DIRTY ANIMAL!

Ive been working all day to clean my car inside and out.

That’s nuts! Sorry that happened to you but that’s also comical.

1000 $DEGEN for repairs

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

ot was hilarious, we just laughed all the way today

i’m getting new carseat covers so thank you!!! I spent $200 getting them