Emergency family meeting concluded. Secrets revealed. Lives changed.

I regret to inform you: I am a nepo-puppy.

I was scrolling the feed, looking for fellow dachshunds… and found the cast below. A small worry began. That worry deepened when @tako-unik shared their episode of /los-fomos with @horsefacts.eth, an episode that confirmed he is, in fact, not a horse… but a human.

And even crazier, a human I HAVE MET.

In January, I was visited by my human uncle [REDACTED]. Super nice guy, although he did eat the cheese he was supposed to give me.

And today, I’ve come to learn that that human uncle… was @horsefacts.eth.

Apparently, there was a cabal of friends and relatives keeping this from me so the nepotism wouldn’t immediately go to my head and make me drop an album or launch a clothing line.

Honestly? Fair.

But the truth is out now. And I will be using this information irresponsibly. (And forcing Uncle Horse to distribute stickers for me at Farcon.)
https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0xb434a3be

@bertwurst.eth and @horsefacts.eth r related wth??

I work at the posts office

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@bertwurst.eth and @horsefacts.eth r related wth?? 

https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0x7fc98830

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Your uncle is half horse half facts and half human. Anything is possible!

technically not the same genes, because dog....but maybe it's a nature v nurture thing....

that family seems to be very good at content. creative genes!