Roxyyy
@roxybella
Went to church today with a stomach full of custard. Slept off during service like a baby. π΄ Usher tapped me during offering appealshalf-asleep, I raised my hand thinking it was altar call. Next thing, βBro has pledged 2 million!β πΈπ Church clapped. Pastor shouted. My crush smiled. Me? Still processing custard dreams. Now my name is on the donor listβ¦ Lord, do it quick. π©π
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Najaht
@najaht
Omo
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femi
@femiii
you can always sell one of your kidneys, you donβt actually need the twoπ
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Yuna2k
@yuna2k
crazy dream lmao
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emperor.eth
@emperordonace
Wahala oo Laugh out loud ππ
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