Roxyyy
@roxybella
Went to church today with a stomach full of custard. Slept off during service like a baby. 😴 Usher tapped me during offering appealshalf-asleep, I raised my hand thinking it was altar call. Next thing, “Bro has pledged 2 million!” 💸👏 Church clapped. Pastor shouted. My crush smiled. Me? Still processing custard dreams. Now my name is on the donor list… Lord, do it quick. 😩😂
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femi
@femiii
you can always sell one of your kidneys, you don’t actually need the two🌚
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Roxyyy
@roxybella
😂😂🤣
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